Self Helpless - World Premier @ The Roxy 10/15 7PM

You very well may personally know one of these jerks:

'Bout Time Bernie!

Call your Senator and let him know that you don't want your food and milk coming from Asian Rice Paddie Goats.

Bernie and Pat bring the cows to Capitol Hill.

Every Dog Has His Day

January 15, 1965: "Recovery"

September 15, 2007: FAT

May 5, 2008: CALLING IT OUT
Chappaquiddick Incident

August 26, 2009: RIP Kennedy Clan

Pho Dank (literally)

Someone once said that Pho Dang should be called Pho Dank. I could not have agreed more. This name now has a more literal meaning than ever: Vermont businessmen center of DEA inquiry

I realize that this information is tardy, but I figured someone might have missed it.

Tell them DEA agents that they should focus their "war on drugs" to something that is actually a drain on society. Boy could I go on forever about this....bunch of dumb fucks. It's good to know that they are targeting one of a small group of Vermont's only sustainable and profitable industries just because they can take money, houses, businesses, etc. The real drug problem peeps don't have those kinds of things.

Gotta love them smugglers!

I Have Matt Kelly's Sweat Rag and You Don't!

Just announced: Those Dirty Water Loving Celtic Punks are closing out their NA tour right here @ Higher Ground on 11/21. Welcome back friends. It seems as though it has been FOREVER.

Grand Central?

Nah. Just a little place in the Bronx where all the Pinstriped Aces go 7+ innings with ZERO earned runs vs. The Mighty Red Sox Bats.

Cheap Hookers, $1 drafts, and Bennys

Feeling a little like its 2004 again. Dollar drafts, black out Bernie, Jerzey transplants, posses, and college girls.