Your Mom is Hot

That's right, your mom - Big Momma Earth - is hot as hell. Call it what you will; global warming, the apocalypse, natural climate change - It doesn't matter. The glaciers are melting, we're having beach days in March, and she's still lookin fine as always.

Turn off that crappy Comcast, get off the couch, and go outside. Take a walk, a ride on your person-powered bike, a swim if you dare....Just get out there and make sure she knows that you still very much find her sexy as all hell - No rekindling necessary here.

I'm taking tomorrow off and getting my "intimate" on with her all weekend long - No artificial amenities, no food, no 4x4's. This lady needs to know she is loved - Raw Love.

Happy Holidaze

There's a little hippie in all of us - so go out there and celebrate!

35 to life

When a man steals another man's life, the fair trade is apparently not equal. I hope you spend your time in a place where time doesn't last Jon Bruno.

RIP - JRB

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Those aren't Joey's. Those are 1995 locals!

We had rear entry boots. We had zip up Christmas suits.
There were two plankers and triple wankers.
It was EXTREME. Some of us had extreme hair-do's. And some of us were extremely in control(EIC)!

Throwing down....literally

GMB holds it down night in and night out.

Ski Bunnies...

Vonn and Mancuso tore it up yesterday and waved that red-white-and-blue high and proud. I'll be honest when I say I hadn't seen Mancuso before. I now have a new fave. God Bless America!

P.S. I also learned that Vonn rides men's skis. No other chick on earth can do it. This lady is BADASS.

R U T L A N D

Do you know her? Do you know the place? If so, proceed to crack up. She's got that Fiyah!