Groundbreaking Policy

This is a quote from CNN.com:

"Obama foreclosure fix is open for business
The Obama administration today released details of $75 billion home loan modification and refinancing programs. Borrowers can start contacting loan servicers. The multipronged fix calls for companies to help struggling borrowers by modifying loans so monthly payments are no more than 31 percent of monthly gross income."

30% has always been the banks' golden rule. It has been proven by fundamental economics (dare we call them mathematics) for decades on top of decades. Predatory lending anyone? Some might say the borrowers should have been more aware/educated of what they were getting themselves into. What do I say? Get fucking real. Janitors, K-Mart clerks, and residential plumbers have been getting duped into $400,000 mortgages. They do not need to know better. That is what society is for, and society has failed them. The fucking United States of America's political elections are designed around the fact that we the people are in fact dumb, and need a higher intelligence to make our decisions for us. Guess what Martha Stewart? We do not like it when you cheat us. And that is why those of us who like to keep it real kick way up here in here in BTV far away from all you ruthless fucks.

Burn in hell Wall street. I know plenty of Mexicans that are far better thieves than you but daddy forgot to give them the tools to fleece an entire nation. Oh and by the way, stay the fuck away. Your hipster brethren have already stunk up my hood. I do not need your homeless broke used-to-be-mack-daddy stupid fucking ass trying to cop some of this golden ass shit. Ya hearme?

Daschle, Daschle, Daschle

A Democratic Social Agenda Wish list (aka. Stimulus Package- The Largest Spending Package ever in the history of the world):


$5.5 billion - Department of Commerce
$9.4 billion - EPA
$5 billion - Department of Labor
$1 billion - Census
$36 billion - Department of Agriculture
$21 billion - Department of Health and Human Services
And......at the sole discretion of the secretary of HHS(DDD)
Research $400 million
Environmental health $60 million
Injury prevention $50

FYI: 1 Trillion $1 bills would wrap around the world 39 times

My Beautiful Lady In Red...

...errr blue.

It is a big day for you today. Do you think that you are ready? Ready for some change?

I had a dream......last night. And the fireworks were sick. Give me some sweet ass fireworks today....that's all I want. Red, White and Blue!!

Eye Candy......errr Cameras

I am driving along last night, minding my own business when I see this gay ass car(SUV) driving past me. It is a NESN vehicle fucking plastered in NESN and Redsox logos flying be me on Eye-Atey-Nyne with an even gayer ass Mass plate on it. And I think to myself, "I would really love an eye-camera right now....you know, a camera that uses my eyes as a lens." Pretty reasonable I think. How many times have you seen some cool ass shit, or stupid fucking shit in this instance; and not had a camera, or had a slow ass (dare I say 35mm) camera, or a camera buried deep in your Jumpman shorts which you are wearing under your soggy snow pants, or a camera that has to "focus" and "compensate" for the low light conditions in your dorm room while your buddies are trying to capture that sweet ass rodeo ass in digital time and post it on the Internet for all eternity? [Did you catch all that?] I mean would you not rather have every angle of those precious 8 seconds from each of your buddies' perfect 20/20 lenses(eyes)? Fuck yes.

"Whatever you post to your "profile" on the Internet is there to stay. You can't take it down, you can't erase it, you can't try to explain it to your mom or boss." And that's exactly why rodeos were invented in the first place son. GTFM!

Fuck that shit. I want to say click and what I see is what I take. Literally. I don't want a picture of this stupid fucking car, but I sure as hell have some gay ass friends who appreciate it.

Here's to eye-cameras. Make that shit already little china-men!

Your girlfriend won't want you to read this

Sure you 'listen' to what she has to say....but do you really process any of it? Read up boys:

http://www.crisisofthewest.com/home.php

Faith High

It is that time of year again where little children are happy because they don't know any better. It troubles my mother when I tell her that I hate Christmas, but she understands why. I often ponder how I am going to pass this along to younger generations some day....

Separation of Church and State is all the rage these days right? I'm not passing judgement on that one but I do have years of one side instilled in my soul that I sometimes cannot seem to beat away. It is pretty clear that when a little structure (i.e. football and church) gets together, only good can come out of it. I sure as hell know that it kept me on the straight and narrow...and that straight and narrow is 500 miles wide. Thank God I was limited to only those 500 miles. If all you hustlers and bustlers thought a little more on this wavelength, then this time of year probably wouldn't suck so much - http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?section=magazine&id=3789373

Cow Tax?

"Farmers across the country may soon be getting a big tax bill.

The Environmental Protection Agency is considering a cow tax in an effort to combat methane emissions from cows. Under the proposal, a farmer would have to pay $175 per dairy cow and $87 per beef cow a year.

Many Congressmen on Capitol Hill are against the idea. They feel the cow tax will force many farmers out of business. " - WCAX-TV

Are you fucking kidding me? First they have the brilliant idea of using corn for ethanol fuel which requires more energy to be produced than it actually provides. Basically they are paying farmers to melt and remint coins. Farmers produce ethanol qrade corn because it is more lucrative thus driving up the cost of other vegetables because of low supply and high demand. Meat(cows) eat corn too so now meat is more expensive.....oh, and did I mention it made gas expensive too. And the best part? The only way to transport it is by DIESEL truck. That sure is environmentally friendly!

Now they want to tax farmers for each cow they own. Maybe they should just pick up all the farmers and put them in China to rake the rice paddies. Get real you idiots. Taxing cows will eliminate the feasibility of farming in America for real this time. And it's just plain stupid.