Chill out when you're in my hood

I have commented on this wavelength before but no one seemed to listen. In the past week I have had to lock up my brakes on a main road.....TWICE. First it was on Pine St.(don't ask why) two blocks from my place where a dude cut me off from a side street, and then stopped in the middle of the road. I ended up with my bumper two feet away from his face....literally. Why do people think it's gonna be all better if they just slam on the brakes and close their eyes. Come on man, get the fuck outta my hood. Then it was St. Paul St. where the dude looked me in the eye, hesitated, looked at me again and THEN decided that it was time to cut me off. Did I mention both were white plates? Keep in mind these streets don't have stop signs and are designed to MOVE traffic. My advice to you pal, "You are one lucky fucking dude. Say a prayer tonight and thank God that I wasn't in my truck. You would have died."

The real reason for this post: There is a speed data station on the main road leading into my hood. If you missed it, its called HOME Ave. The speed limit is 30MPH. Keep it at 25 and you will keep me happy too. If I have 5-0's chillin on my ave cause you can't keep it in your pants I am gonna be one very UNhappy dude. I ain't pretty when I'm pissed. So please take heed- Keep your white plates on the DL and chill out when you're in my hood. I don't like NY'ers speedin around like a-holes, and I sure as hell don't like the NH folk actin like they have yet to leave their state. God forbid you disguise your Bay-State-ness under a green plate and try to act the part. You have to pay attention while you drive to act the part doood. So chill out, get yourself a fugghin Sammy, park your car and ENJOY SUMMERTIME.

Still Keeping It Real

Hey Donald - "Ya gotta bullet in ya head"

Did you read this: http://socialdistortions.blogspot.com/2008/05/judge-jury-and-executioner-too.html

Rutland, Vermont - June 19, 2009

A man on death row for kidnapping and killing a Rutland woman has lost a second appeal.

Last year, a three-judge panel of the 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals upheld the death sentence of 29-year-old Donald Fell. His lawyers asked for a broader review. On Wednesday, a nine-judge panel upheld the first panel's ruling. The decision leaves the U.S. Supreme Court as Fell's only option to appeal his sentence.

Fell was convicted in 2005 for kidnapping and killing 53-year-old Terry King of North Clarendon. He's the first person sentenced to death in Vermont in over 50 years.

WCAX News

Mom's Birthday is Today and YOU Forgot!

So Big Momma Earth's B-Day is today. Whether you remembered or not, be sure to tell her that she is wicked fuckin awesome before she turns the lights out tonight.

Turn off your Plasma, throw a CF bulb in the porch light, take a ride on your bicycle by kick ass Lake Champlain, stare up at the stars and mesmerize yourself, burn one down(she didn't grow that shit just to look at), and think about how awesome she really is.

Take heedance though, if she dies, we all die; if we die, she lives. She's got it pretty much figured out. So if you wanna keep hangin out here on supa fly planet Earth then do something so she can hear you. And do it loud.

Peace out fellow earthlings....I'm gonna pedal my wheels by some H2O!

Groundbreaking Policy

This is a quote from CNN.com:

"Obama foreclosure fix is open for business
The Obama administration today released details of $75 billion home loan modification and refinancing programs. Borrowers can start contacting loan servicers. The multipronged fix calls for companies to help struggling borrowers by modifying loans so monthly payments are no more than 31 percent of monthly gross income."

30% has always been the banks' golden rule. It has been proven by fundamental economics (dare we call them mathematics) for decades on top of decades. Predatory lending anyone? Some might say the borrowers should have been more aware/educated of what they were getting themselves into. What do I say? Get fucking real. Janitors, K-Mart clerks, and residential plumbers have been getting duped into $400,000 mortgages. They do not need to know better. That is what society is for, and society has failed them. The fucking United States of America's political elections are designed around the fact that we the people are in fact dumb, and need a higher intelligence to make our decisions for us. Guess what Martha Stewart? We do not like it when you cheat us. And that is why those of us who like to keep it real kick way up here in here in BTV far away from all you ruthless fucks.

Burn in hell Wall street. I know plenty of Mexicans that are far better thieves than you but daddy forgot to give them the tools to fleece an entire nation. Oh and by the way, stay the fuck away. Your hipster brethren have already stunk up my hood. I do not need your homeless broke used-to-be-mack-daddy stupid fucking ass trying to cop some of this golden ass shit. Ya hearme?

Daschle, Daschle, Daschle

A Democratic Social Agenda Wish list (aka. Stimulus Package- The Largest Spending Package ever in the history of the world):


$5.5 billion - Department of Commerce
$9.4 billion - EPA
$5 billion - Department of Labor
$1 billion - Census
$36 billion - Department of Agriculture
$21 billion - Department of Health and Human Services
And......at the sole discretion of the secretary of HHS(DDD)
Research $400 million
Environmental health $60 million
Injury prevention $50

FYI: 1 Trillion $1 bills would wrap around the world 39 times

My Beautiful Lady In Red...

...errr blue.

It is a big day for you today. Do you think that you are ready? Ready for some change?

I had a dream......last night. And the fireworks were sick. Give me some sweet ass fireworks today....that's all I want. Red, White and Blue!!

Eye Candy......errr Cameras

I am driving along last night, minding my own business when I see this gay ass car(SUV) driving past me. It is a NESN vehicle fucking plastered in NESN and Redsox logos flying be me on Eye-Atey-Nyne with an even gayer ass Mass plate on it. And I think to myself, "I would really love an eye-camera right now....you know, a camera that uses my eyes as a lens." Pretty reasonable I think. How many times have you seen some cool ass shit, or stupid fucking shit in this instance; and not had a camera, or had a slow ass (dare I say 35mm) camera, or a camera buried deep in your Jumpman shorts which you are wearing under your soggy snow pants, or a camera that has to "focus" and "compensate" for the low light conditions in your dorm room while your buddies are trying to capture that sweet ass rodeo ass in digital time and post it on the Internet for all eternity? [Did you catch all that?] I mean would you not rather have every angle of those precious 8 seconds from each of your buddies' perfect 20/20 lenses(eyes)? Fuck yes.

"Whatever you post to your "profile" on the Internet is there to stay. You can't take it down, you can't erase it, you can't try to explain it to your mom or boss." And that's exactly why rodeos were invented in the first place son. GTFM!

Fuck that shit. I want to say click and what I see is what I take. Literally. I don't want a picture of this stupid fucking car, but I sure as hell have some gay ass friends who appreciate it.

Here's to eye-cameras. Make that shit already little china-men!