Mom's Birthday is Today and YOU Forgot!

So Big Momma Earth's B-Day is today. Whether you remembered or not, be sure to tell her that she is wicked fuckin awesome before she turns the lights out tonight.

Turn off your Plasma, throw a CF bulb in the porch light, take a ride on your bicycle by kick ass Lake Champlain, stare up at the stars and mesmerize yourself, burn one down(she didn't grow that shit just to look at), and think about how awesome she really is.

Take heedance though, if she dies, we all die; if we die, she lives. She's got it pretty much figured out. So if you wanna keep hangin out here on supa fly planet Earth then do something so she can hear you. And do it loud.

Peace out fellow earthlings....I'm gonna pedal my wheels by some H2O!