Fat America

This one's quick. I hate really fat people. If you have a nice American beer gut....all the power to ya. If you've got a little extra cushion for the pushin'....who cares. If you're a fat fucking slob who has to buy a first class airfare ticket because you can't fit in a regular seat, get a fucking life. Stop eating 17 times a day, flipping 700 channels, and scratching your rolls. Go for a walk and don't stop at Micky D's. You make my food more expensive by creating scarcity. And that pisses me off because I have to watch your fat ass eat it all the time. You stink, you smell, I have no compassion for you whatsoever.