20101101

See You On The Other Side

I miss you buddy.  I miss you a lot, quite a lot.

Real Story...

God Willing

20100921

For the ones we miss

For the ones who pass in and out of our lives, some more briefly than others - "I miss you a little, I guess you could say a little too much, a little too often, and a little more each day."

My heart is with you - Hold your heads up lady D's. You should be very proud of Tom/Dad.

20100920

Send 'em on down

Shake loose those good vibes and send 'em on down to Dana Farber. Tommy D really needs them right now so he can see his daughter.

20100914

LLC Umbrellas = WANKERS

Ironically hitting all too close to home today... This kind of bullshit makes me want to quit corporate and do it the way mom and pops' have been for ever - keep it fucking simple and love what you do while treating your customers right. Pinnacle Foods LLC (corporate umbrella designed to divert liability) owns Log Cabin. Log cabin produces "maple" syrup. Now they have an "all natural" maple syrup product that contains "real maple". Give me a break.

P.S. B&M Beans (formerly owned, operated, and produced in Portland Maine) is now owned by B&H foods out of New Jersey. At least Price Chopper products are still sourced from a Schenectady consortium...

20100824

Dyna POWER

This bitch is turnin!

20100728

Genie, Grant Me Three Wishes

I'd take any single one of them...

#1 - Turn me into a Shure model SM87A

#2 - Turn me into Jimmy Kimmel's stage floor

#3 - Give me my hair back and grow me a stache STAT - or just explain exactly how those hips work the way they do


People Suck v2

Someone stole two pairs of sunglasses out of my car yesterday - society fails to surprise me once again.

Ya'll need to pick up on this vibe a bit more - LIVE AND LET LIVE

20100724

People Suck


#1 We went downtown to get sushi last night and I parked my car in the garage. We returned to a Trout River bottle label stuck to the trunk. Sweet. Who have I pissed off now by simply existing?



#2 I go to get some gas for the pressure washer. Some 'Burton chick' is at the gas station. I pull out behind her. She stops and then puts it in reverse. I yell, honk the horn, and try to pull it back into reverse (automatics are crap). Bang, crunch. I back up and turn down the stereo. We get out of our cars.

'Burton chick': "I'm so sorry. I'm in a hurry and was too far in the road. I'm sorry. I think I only hit your license plate. I'm sorry."

Me: "Yeah, I think so" (lean down to look at bumper cause she's full of shit).

There's paint missing in a few spots and the fog light space is dented in. It's plastic so I'm not caring a whole lot.

'Burton chick': "Oh did I do that? I'm sorry. I'm just in a hurry. You can have my information if you want."

Me: "No. Don't worry about it. It's fine."

'Burton chick': "Are you sure?"

Me: "Yeah, I'm sure."

'Burton chick': "Wow. You're a nice dood. Thanks." (speeds off)

20100713

The Legacy Lives On

Thanks for everything Boss



20100507

Gracie's getting leggy and wild. What up girl?

Her boys' project Blues and Lasers release their new album at Metronome on Sunday night. Classic rockers. Check it.

Brent Hallenbeck's take

Metronome

20100422

Your Mom is Hot


That's right, your mom - Big Momma Earth - is hot as hell. Call it what you will; global warming, the apocalypse, natural climate change - It doesn't matter. The glaciers are melting, we're having beach days in March, and she's still lookin fine as always.

Turn off that crappy Comcast, get off the couch, and go outside. Take a walk, a ride on your person-powered bike, a swim if you dare....Just get out there and make sure she knows that you still very much find her sexy as all hell - No rekindling necessary here.

I'm taking tomorrow off and getting my "intimate" on with her all weekend long - No artificial amenities, no food, no 4x4's. This lady needs to know she is loved - Raw Love.

20100420

Happy Holidaze


There's a little hippie in all of us - so go out there and celebrate!

20100317

35 to life

When a man steals another man's life, the fair trade is apparently not equal. I hope you spend your time in a place where time doesn't last Jon Bruno.

RIP - JRB

http://www.wcax.com/global/story.asp?s=12154074

20100308

Those aren't Joey's. Those are 1995 locals!



We had rear entry boots. We had zip up Christmas suits.
There were two plankers and triple wankers.
It was EXTREME. Some of us had extreme hair-do's. And some of us were extremely in control(EIC)!

20100224

Throwing down....literally

GMB holds it down night in and night out.

20100218

Ski Bunnies...



Vonn and Mancuso tore it up yesterday and waved that red-white-and-blue high and proud. I'll be honest when I say I hadn't seen Mancuso before. I now have a new fave. God Bless America!

P.S. I also learned that Vonn rides men's skis. No other chick on earth can do it. This lady is BADASS.

20100211

R U T L A N D

Do you know her? Do you know the place? If so, proceed to crack up. She's got that Fiyah!

20100201

CRASH BANG BOOM!

Zack and I played wiffle on Bomo when we were just little guys, were opponents on the Hydeville diamond, played the sax together(you should have seen our marching band uniforms) all throughout school, lined up together on the gridiron, and were simultaneously annoyed and discouraged by our degenerate hoops coach... He is one cool dood with a very big heart and a unique understanding of people in general. This is his first video - Take a look and enjoy yourself.


ZK, Hydeville, VT: