I'm here to rant about Big Government, The Derelict Media, Reality Televison, Skinny Strippers, [Microsoft], and anything else that has recently destroyed my Beautiful Red America.
For those who insistantly refute, reject, deny, or simply disagree for the sake of it: Please do not attempt to presumptuously orate my ears off. I can no longer hear the high pitched sound pollution I once was able to.
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Genie, Grant Me Three Wishes
I'd take any single one of them...
#1 - Turn me into a Shure model SM87A
#2 - Turn me into Jimmy Kimmel's stage floor
#3 - Give me my hair back and grow me a stache STAT - or just explain exactly how those hips work the way they do
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