20081007

Camo Cans!


WMD has finally met his match. Far across the country on the "left" coast the myth has been proven: Camo Cans exist! Camo Black Ice will fuck you up! At 10.5% alcohol by volume there's almost 5 beers in one can! This shit doesn't even taste like beer. It's barley wine in a 24oz aluminum can with Quint-X's across the label(took me awhile to figure out how to say 5X eloquently). Save this one for the end of the night, for if you don't you'll likely end up flat on your face before the sun goes down. Bums across America are getting loaded for only $1.29/can. And it is simply fucking disgusting. Chew on some candy corn(after you dig it our from under your couch) and swallow some mouth wash. Cheers America!

2 comments:

  1. Sick!!! Bring some of those back. No jager at Beer camp this year, just Camo Cans!

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  2. I agree, I don't think it would be american or right to go to deer camp without Camo Cans. I seriously hope we are able to acquire some. If they make Camo Cans Ice does that mean there is Camo Cans regular as well, I hope not since all Camo Cans should be in Black Ice form.

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