Portland Oregon is home to the most strip clubs per capita period. I'm not joking when I say you might pass 2 per block. 60% of them are painted purple. If you're stumbling around late at night looking for some cans....seek purple shelter and you're sure to be satisfied. They have everything from topless sports bars with all-you-can eat $2 tacos to full on nudies.
My personal favorite: Double Dribble. A Down and dirty sports bar with, wait for it, topless bartenders, $1.50 pints, and kegs to go! Hell yes; America! The real estate around this place is steaming hot!
East Coast prude(conservative) liberals take note, the West Coast libs know how to have fun and not be a frigid bitch! "A round of pints for everyone!"
My personal favorite: Double Dribble. A Down and dirty sports bar with, wait for it, topless bartenders, $1.50 pints, and kegs to go! Hell yes; America! The real estate around this place is steaming hot!
East Coast prude(conservative) liberals take note, the West Coast libs know how to have fun and not be a frigid bitch! "A round of pints for everyone!"
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