Your girlfriend won't want you to read this

Sure you 'listen' to what she has to say....but do you really process any of it? Read up boys:

http://www.crisisofthewest.com/home.php

Faith High

It is that time of year again where little children are happy because they don't know any better. It troubles my mother when I tell her that I hate Christmas, but she understands why. I often ponder how I am going to pass this along to younger generations some day....

Separation of Church and State is all the rage these days right? I'm not passing judgement on that one but I do have years of one side instilled in my soul that I sometimes cannot seem to beat away. It is pretty clear that when a little structure (i.e. football and church) gets together, only good can come out of it. I sure as hell know that it kept me on the straight and narrow...and that straight and narrow is 500 miles wide. Thank God I was limited to only those 500 miles. If all you hustlers and bustlers thought a little more on this wavelength, then this time of year probably wouldn't suck so much - http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?section=magazine&id=3789373

Cow Tax?

"Farmers across the country may soon be getting a big tax bill.

The Environmental Protection Agency is considering a cow tax in an effort to combat methane emissions from cows. Under the proposal, a farmer would have to pay $175 per dairy cow and $87 per beef cow a year.

Many Congressmen on Capitol Hill are against the idea. They feel the cow tax will force many farmers out of business. " - WCAX-TV

Are you fucking kidding me? First they have the brilliant idea of using corn for ethanol fuel which requires more energy to be produced than it actually provides. Basically they are paying farmers to melt and remint coins. Farmers produce ethanol qrade corn because it is more lucrative thus driving up the cost of other vegetables because of low supply and high demand. Meat(cows) eat corn too so now meat is more expensive.....oh, and did I mention it made gas expensive too. And the best part? The only way to transport it is by DIESEL truck. That sure is environmentally friendly!

Now they want to tax farmers for each cow they own. Maybe they should just pick up all the farmers and put them in China to rake the rice paddies. Get real you idiots. Taxing cows will eliminate the feasibility of farming in America for real this time. And it's just plain stupid.

The Gang's All Here!

Green Beer. Celtic Punk. Girls with little clothing in cold ass weather. Guitarists hanging from steel rafters by their legs while rocking(yes, that is exactly what that picture is of). More girls, this time dancing on stage with even less clothing on. Southie Irish folk who love to say "Fuuuugh You!".....And did I mention green beer and kick ass rock.

That's right. It's getting to be that time of year again. Time to sign up for St. Paddy's Day 2008 with the Dropkick Murphy's in Boston. I've taken shots of Bush Mills at 10AM, spent time chatting with the Maxim Model/weekend bartender behind the bar(it's a shame her face was the same color as my hunting safety-wear), shared plenty of sweat in the Mosh pits with fellow friend and fan, and taken the local Boston bar tour with someone I had never met before. If WMD can do it, you can too!


You won't be disappointed. Let's make it a weekend. March 14th and 15th. If you are interested or would like to hear more from the horse's mouth, get at me: Stoyankovich@gmail.com DECEMBER 13th is the day the tickets are ordered. Don't be left out!!!

Attendance is for grade schoolers...

I will try and keep this short and sweet since so many ignorants out there have been wooed by the vaguest description ever of the simple word CHANGE. I have even found myself siding with Barack Obama on issues I actually differ in opinion on exactly 180 degrees. This dude has skills to make every walk of life believe he is the ONE for them! Impressive I must admit. He is one wicked smart fella. And I mean that.

Two points in an God honest attempt to change your ignorant minds:

1. Barack Obama votes 'present' more consistently than anyone in history. A vote of present is a vote of the opposition for all intents and purposes. Not to mention he is also the most liberal presidential candidate in over 100 years! More liberal than Teddy fuckin K! I did not think that was possible. Ted Kennedy gets away with murder so maybe Obama can too. If that is what you call independence and a plan for CHANGE you sure had me fooled. Change normally comes in the form of bucking the party line. The only thing he is bucking here is your intelligence. Get real. Attendance only counts in kindergarten.
http://www.votesmart.org/voting_category.php?can_id=9490

2. Abortion. I am not touching this one. But he sure isn't afraid to. Run to Canada ladies. This dude is crazy. KEY WORDS: Voted AGAINST BANNING partial birth abortions. There are hospitals in Chicago that still to this day practice something that even I can not find a single drop of morality in. Premature babies, who have the complete potential to survive if placed in an incubator, are left to die in janitor's closets. I am pretty sure that is called murder. Not where Obama rules. It is called aborting a live fetus by neglect and it is legal! A breathing fetus disconnected from the mother's body is a person. God please don't try and tell me different.
http://www.ontheissues.org/Social/Barack_Obama_Abortion.htm

I almost kept my mouth shut until some stupid ignorant fucking "brother" said to us today, "If Obama don't win, I'm gunna go buy a gun and start shootin white people.....not you, ur our beer guy." Fuck man. Are all of you that serious? Because guess what? I've got guns, and if dudes start rioting in my back yard I will use them. Call me "red" call me "simple", but I AM that serious.

East Coast Hustle

Set your alarm to wake you up 30 minutes earlier tomorrow morning. Eat a fucking breakfast this time. Plan on leaving for work 15 minutes earlier than you normally do. Start your car 10 minutes before you normally do. Scrape the ice off of your windows. Really, I'm not joking, scrape the ice off your windows so you don't hit me when I drive by you. And when you finally are still late for work.....CHILL THE FUCK OUT.

You don't have your snow tires on yet because you're too "busy" and other things take "priority". And your supa dupa hybrid pink escalade ain't gonna keep you on the road. It's 4 wheel GO, not STOP or TURN. It's doesn't work like that Bay State Bitches. Take it easy and take it slow. I'm sure your boss would rather have you there 15 minutes later rather than the alternatives. If for no other reason than the fear of my big ugly mug stepping out of my vehicle tomorrow morning to come over and beat your ass after you just hit me because it's "slippery", DRIVE (don't be a passenger in the driver's seat) a little slower and a little more cautiously tomorrow. And for the love of God, PUT YOUR FUCKING CELL PHONE DOWN YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER. Yep, that's exactly how I feel. And finally if you hit me with a plate that isn't green, 'xpect a "Yep, it does that here. It's called snow. Now see how your face feels buried in it."

Camo Cans!

WMD has finally met his match. Far across the country on the "left" coast the myth has been proven: Camo Cans exist! Camo Black Ice will fuck you up! At 10.5% alcohol by volume there's almost 5 beers in one can! This shit doesn't even taste like beer. It's barley wine in a 24oz aluminum can with Quint-X's across the label(took me awhile to figure out how to say 5X eloquently). Save this one for the end of the night, for if you don't you'll likely end up flat on your face before the sun goes down. Bums across America are getting loaded for only $1.29/can. And it is simply fucking disgusting. Chew on some candy corn(after you dig it our from under your couch) and swallow some mouth wash. Cheers America!